Team Blackout

“Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.”

“Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.”

“Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.”

“Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.”

“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs.
Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of those pests.”

“Please pave the trails so that they can be ploughed of snow in the winter.”

“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”

“Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.”

“Need more signs to keep area pristine.”

“A McDonalds would be nice at the trailhead.”

“Places where trails do not exist are not well marked.”

“Too many rocks.”